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(with apologies to Mrs Floss of Dogsbottom School)

For the young whippersnappers:

Love the Park

A prime juicy techno steak served on a bed of African guitars

Springtime is Fabulous

A fresh green salad of the season with a side helping of Jamaican horns

Chocolate Mousse Surprise

A mixed grill of animal lyrics in a creamy melody sauce

Holiday

A lightly-toasted funfair ride with a generous helping of rock-and-roll

Party Girls

Don't let the title fool you – boys will love this spicy pop-rock curry too!

Bouncy Bed

A piping-hot slab of fuzz guitar served with a choice of dancing or plain boiled listening

For the more mature palate:

Can't Think What You Remind Me Of

If you find a tastier tune elsewhere, your money will be refunded

Finest Moments

For those with a sense of humour, this dish is made entirely out of corn

Where We're From

The chef has delved deep into his own past to bring you this bittersweet dessert

Enjoy your meal and keep watching out for new daily specials!

All songs © Jon Blake and performed by Jon Blake and

Natalie Grice (check out her books on Amazon too!)